It doesn't take much to keep a toddler entertained. When it's a slam dunk and they laugh like this it's awesome and you never want them to grow up.
⠀ ⠀ A #NationNoMore story ⠀ ⠀ Certain. ⠀ ⠀ Look, there are lots of things I am, a couple things I’m not, but one thing I always feel, is certain. I think. I decide. I act. It’s pretty simple math. Sure, afterwards I might regret the method, or the madness, but when it’s time to go, I believe in what I am doing. It’s part of being a genius -- part of being right, when everyone else is wrong. It’s why they call us -- why they call me. Tech problem? Hulk gone nuts? Telepath mind controlling Steve Harvey into choosing the wrong beauty contestant? Just call Tony. I mean, think about it. I was the leader of armies in two separate civil wars; not roles you take or earn when you’re unsure about which side of the toast to butter. So why am I saying all this? Why does it matter? It matters, because even now. Even now, with me as the last man on the line, and the last Avenger in the tower, I am certain. Our country has ups, and our country has downs. Which is this President? What was the last one? If you’re asking that question, you’re not who I need. You’re not focused on the big picture. We aren't Americans only when the side with the right jersey wins. We aren't heroes only when the country is on the path which best serves you or him -- them or us. We need to be there always. Forever. Protecting the people, and the flag. Not because of the politicians, or their promises, but in spite of them. Not just for the blue or the red. Not just for the urban centers or countrysides. Not just for the progressives’ ideals, or the conservatives’ values. We need to be here to protect all of it. Every last piece. Every person. Everytime. ⠀ ⠀ That’s the sales pitch at least, the one that nobody's buying.