Meet Michael James Schneider.
Michael's had a special relationship with boxed wine for a number of years...
... but he recently decided to take it to the next level.
i do not have a boyfriend so i made one out of boxes of wine pic.twitter.com/1r6QKtUbvz— BLCKSMTH (@BLCKSMTHdesign) February 26, 2018
That's right. Michael decided to make a boyfriend out of boxed wines.
From strolling through the grocery store...
... to playfully cooking in the kitchen...
... the two are inseparable.
When Michael revealed their relationship on Twitter, some were supportive of the new couple.
Ummmm that's like the best boyfriend ever right there 🍷🍷🍷— probably your mom (@hoppykristin) February 27, 2018
This is beautiful.— 😇 Coal Camiversary 😍 (@AlexxxCoal) February 27, 2018
Your love is so pure.
You are so obviously right for each other! True love is so beautiful to witness— ARS (@ESNYstylessa) February 27, 2018
Can’t wait to see the wedding photos. And baby announcements! Ooh! Gender reveal parties (Red or White?) I am following the HELL out of you, sir!— GottaSaveBucky (@GottaSaveBucky) February 27, 2018
Others had questions.
Does he ever worry you’re going to make one from boxes of simple carbohydrates?— Narissa Johnson (@NarissaTweets) February 27, 2018
I want a wine man. Does he have a cute brother or cousin?— Sean Gorman (@seannywithay) February 27, 2018
Is this an open relationship— Alexander Chee (@alexanderchee) February 28, 2018
Because #boxwineboyfriend is clearly the perfect partner.
I have a husband I might be willing to trade for this.— Rachel Harvey (@ThatRachelH) February 26, 2018